2016 CFL Season Preview: Part 3 of 4 – West Division

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It still irritates me that the Blue Bombers are in the West Division.

But that really has nothing to do with the topic at hand.

We’re here to discuss what should be a great race in the CFL’s West Division this year.  The Division’s bottom three teams last year, i.e. Winnipeg, B.C. and Saskatchewan, have all made moves that *should* make them more competitive, setting the stage for what could be an excellent playoff spot battle after Labour Day.

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Week 2 Recap

What the…??

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My thoughts exactly, kid.  What is going on in the CFL??

Let’s take a quick look at all of the things I have been so very wrong about thus far this CFL season:

  • The Arblows and Alouettes, have not been the doormats I thought they would be. 
  • The RODBLACKS are undefeated thus far, which I would have bet my ENTIRE YEAR’S SALARY against. 
  • The Schmoes’ defence has looked terrible, instead of the dominating force I predicted. 
  • The Stumps looked shellshocked in their game against Montreal, and lost to a rookie QB who was on the practice roster the week before.
  • Trevor (No Name) Harris has been stellar, as have the Arblows in general. 
  • Bovine Mitchell has started one-hopping throws, which is just weird – but also wonderful. 
  • Darian Durant is hurt AGAIN.
  • The Riders’ leading receiver is some guy named Ryan Smith – aka Dressler 2.0.  (See his amazing 4th quarter catch here.)
  • The Riders’ defence sucks.  

And so on and so forth…

But that’s what makes the CFL the unique league it is – no lead is safe, and you should always expect the unexpected. 

I was 2-2 with my picks this past week, one of which had the Riders losing. (I was kind of hoping to be wrong about that one.)

Here’s a recap of the weekend’s games: 

  • The football gods continue to be unkind to QBs as Free (Drew) Willy went down while the ‎Bumblers hosted the Tiger Cats. What started out as a tight contest turned into a shellacking as the Kitty Cats scored more than 30 points in the first half. Remember when I said that the Bumblers’ defence really didn’t look that good last week? The ‘Cats proved me right (for once this season).  Final score: Kitty Cats 52, Bumblers 26.  
  • What the h-e-double hockey sticks happened on Thursday night in Montreal to make the Stumps look like actual stumps on Friday? Bovine Mitchell missed tons of throws, the Stumps’ defence was porous and made The Rookie (Rakeem Cato in a stunning debut) look like Ricky Ray in his prime. Don’t get me wrong – I’m mostly happy with the outcome, because it keeps the Stumps with the rest of the pack in the West Division, but for the sake of my football pool, well – it kind of sucksFinal score: Les Alouettes 29, Stumps 11.  
  • Well lookee here – we’ve got ourselves a real football team! The RODBLACKS put together another solid effort by beating the Leos at home by a score of 27-16. Most impressive, though, was the RODBLACKS’ comeback when down in the 4th ‎quarter. I’m not convinced they’ll be able to keep us this calibre of play all season, but they’re definitely not a free space on the bingo card these days. As for BC? Le Grand Orange made it through the entire game. That is promising. Final score: RODBLACKS 27, Cowardly Lions 16.
  • I cannot believe I’m about to say this, but BRING RICHIE HALL AND HIS 10 YARD CUSHIONS BACK. At least his defence ‎had some modicum of a pass rush. Rushing 3 linemen and yet allowing opposing receivers to be wide open when there are 9 other defenders in the backfield is simply inexcusable. Yes KG threw an ill-timed interception – but he led the team down the field for a go-ahead TD and to two TDs in overtime. Coach: When your QB throws for nearly 500 yards and your offence puts up 40 points and yet you blame the offence for the loss because it left points on the field, I have to question whether or not you were actually watching the game. John Chick was nowhere to be found today. That’s a symptom of a much bigger problem, which is that this defence has no teeth. Or, to use a more sports-appropriate metaphor, balls.  Final score: Arblows 42, Riders 40.  

A full breakdown and analysis of the Rider game will be posted tomorrow.  Have a great Monday!

2015 CFL Preview – Part 4 of 4: Saskatchewan Roughriders

For awhile there in 2014, you had to wonder…

For the Saskatchewan Roughriders, the 2014 season got off to a strong start. After winning the 2013 Grey Cup, the team sought to ride the success of the previous year – but without accounting for the loss of key personnel. The biggest loss for the team was the signing of Kory Sheets by the NFL’s Oakland Raiders. Other notable losses included Craig Butler, who signed as a free agent with the Hamilton Tiger Cats, Weston Dressler, who tried out with the NFL’s Kansas City Chiefs, and Keith Shologan, who was picked up by the Ottawa RODBLACKS in the expansion draft.  And the list went on.

However, while a number of key players were no longer with the Riders during the 2014 season, the season actually veered off course due to a significant injury suffered by arguably the team’s most important player – QB Darian Durant.  After Durant’s injury, the team’s offensive output plummeted – even though it was already rather lacking – and the Riders’ season ended with a loss to the Schmoes.  In that game, the Riders sought to summon the spirit of 2007 Kerry Joseph. What they got instead was a QB long past his prime who threw 5 interceptions in one half of football.

Not content to dismiss the 2014 season as an aberration (thank goodness), the Riders set about making wholesale changes during the off-season. While the veteran core of the team remains intact, major changes to its coaching staff and the addition of a few key veterans, as well as what appears so far to be a much better recruitment effort, looks to put the Roughriders back in contention for first place in the CFL’s West Division.

 

COACHING

You and me both, Coach.

The biggest changes for the Roughriders during the off-season were the parting of ways with Offensive Coordinator George Cortez and Defensive Coordinator Richie Hall. The departure of Cortez was a welcome development for the majority of Rider Nation and not exactly unexpected given the team’s dismal offensive showing, particularly during the last half of the season. While the ineptitude of the offense was not completely Cortez’s fault (look what QBs he had to work with after DD went down), his inability to move away from schemes that obviously weren’t working and a refusal to adapt the offence to the strengths of his backup quarterbacks – even if there were few – showed a stubbornness and a lack of creativity that ultimately led to his dismissal.

Seeking to go in a different direction, the Riders hired former BC Lions Offensive Coordinator Jacques Chapdelaine. Notoriously known for his elaborate hand signals, Chapdelaine was not most fans’ first choice, particularly given the rumour that he tends to rub players the wrong way (see his affinity for hand signals). Even though he’s not known as being much of a players’ coach, Chapdelaine was brought on board. So, gone are the days of knowing with 100% certainty that there’ll be a running play on first down. Even though the Riders have only played two pre-season games to date, it’s plain to see that this offence will be much more dynamic and better suited to the players’ strengths, which was sorely lacking under Cortez’s direction. The running game will no longer be the focus of the offence, and the offence is probably more suited to Durant’s gun slinging (according to him) abilities. He will no longer be looked at as a point guard; rather, he will be the catalyst for the offence and be called upon to make plays.

On the defensive side of the ball it was somewhat surprising to see Coach Chamblin go in a different direction because it’s not as if the defence struggled in 2014.  The defensive line had a solid year led by John Chick, and the secondary was one of the best in the league, despite Coach Hall’s 10 yard cushions. The main issue was in the middle – the line backing corps was undersized and untested. However, this was not due to Hall’s coaching; this was a recruitment issue. However, Coach Chamblin has always been known for wanting aggressive defences. In this vein, he sought out former Montréal Alouettes assistant Greg Quick. Not much is known about Quick, as this is his first Defensive Coordinator position in the CFL.  It will be interesting to see if the defence improves under his watch, or if it remains relatively on par with last year’s team.  Regardless, hopefully the days of opposing teams converting “2nd and Balgonie” are gone.

OFFENCE

1. Quarterbacks

Darian Durant remains the key to the Riders’ success. But in 2014, it became very apparent that the Riders had no (pardon the pun) backup plan. When Durant went down with an elbow injury, it was left to Tino Sunseri and Seth Doege to pick up the slack.  You know, the Riders may even have actually been better off with Reggie Slack – the 1997 playoff version as opposed to the addicted to painkillers version.  (“We couldn’t win a football game – the QB was high…”). Sadly, both Sunseri and Doege showed to be woefully unprepared and under developed, although a certain partner’s son would say otherwise about Tino.

NO, NO, AND HELLLLLLLLLL NO!

While George Cortez’s schemes didn’t help either youngster, neither had the ability to make plays when things broke down. This showed in the Riders’ abysmal offensive displays during the second half of the season.

Enter Kevin Glenn.

Random factoid: if you ever go to Detroit and see a Tim Horton’s, it’s this guy’s (he actually owns 2)!

In a full circle moment, Glenn returns to the Riders after nearly 15 years in the league, mostly as a journeyman backup quarterback. Throughout the preseason, Glenn has shown that he can still play. If anything, Glenn might even have a stronger arm this year. The strikes he’s thrown across the middle have been impressive and provide the Riders with the comfort of having a QB that can step into Chapdelaine’s offense if Durant goes down with an injury again. Glenn did not have a successful season with the Lions last year, which was odd considering the number of weapons on that team. However, this was likely due to the Lions’ offensive line issues more than Glenn himself. Glenn is likely looking to redeem himself given last year’s poor showing.

The most important attribute that Glenn brings to the team is quiet leadership. He will not disrupt the locker room, as he knows that this is Durant’s team. He is here to be a team player, to win a Grey Cup and cement his legacy as the best CFL backup quarterback of all time.  And while that may not be every QB’s dream legacy, he enters the season only 500 and some yards shy of passing Matt Dunigan for seventh all-time in CFL passing yards. To accomplish this while mostly being a second stringer is rather astounding.

Now for the main event. We all know that Darian Durant is recovering from an elbow injury.

Darian’s owie caused even more pain for the Riders.
In fact, I have given his elbow a name. For some reason I have named his elbow “Steve.” Throughout the preseason and training camp, reporters constantly questioned Steve’s health. While Steve looked fine throughout camp, it was only when Durant finally played some meaningful football that Steve’s good health could be confirmed. Thus far, Steve looks to be in good shape.
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Woo – Darian’s back!

Chapdelaine’s offense will be a good challenge for Durant. But it may also provide him with some of the best statistical numbers of his career – if all goes well.

Make it happen, buddy!

Chapdelaine’s offenses are known for their high offensive output, so expect to see a lot of passing. Of course with more passing comes more chances for interceptions.  Hopefully Durant will be able to keep those to a minimum. While Durant has nothing left to prove to most fans, there are no doubt naysayers out there that will be clamouring for Glenn at the first sign of trouble and whom Durant would love to silence with a career year.

The only issue with the Riders’ top two quarterbacks are their ages. Durant is now 32 and Kevin Glenn is 36. The age of many starting quarterbacks across really is now under 30 years old: Bo Levi Mitchell is 25 and Drew Willy is 28 (older than I thought), while that Sad Sack Collaros is 26. While Durant is by no means near the end of his career – besides, Henry Burris is still playing at the age of 40 (and maybe he shouldn’t be) – the Riders do need to start developing some younger quarterback talent. Having only one young quarterback on the roster is concerning and the Riders will need to improve their depth at this position.

2. Receivers

If I’m Weston Dressler, Rob Bagg or Chris Getzlaf, I am salivating at the prospect of having a big season. If you look at the numbers of Geroy Simon during his time as a player under Jacques Chapdelaine’s offence, you’ll note that he had some of his most productive years. This bodes well for this veteran receiving corps. Look for these receivers have a much more productive 2015 than they did in 2014 – although really, last year couldn’t have been much worse.

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Actually Rob, it WAS that bad.
These three veteran receivers should also have much more productive years because they have a good young crop of Canadian receivers behind them. Or they did until GM Brendan Taman released them. 2015 draft pick Nick Demski looks like the real deal as he has been featured in the Riders’ offence in both pre-season games. Alex Pierzchalski and Alex Caroll also had strong camps.  Gone are the days of wishing that Jordan Sisco would develop into an actual receiver. NEVER MIND. PIERZCHALSKI IS GONE JUST AS I FINALLY LEARNED HOW TO SPELL HIS NAME.
In terms of imports, the Riders picked up former Alouette Jamel Richardson – and one-time Rider – at a bargain basement price (supposedly – it’s not like the CFL releases salaries). After sitting out the 2014 season,  Richardson seeks to regain his all-star form.  I hope and pray that he does not revert to how he was when he first played with the Riders ’cause he was T-E-R-R-I-B-L-E.  However, whether Richardson’s knee can stand up to a full season remains to be seen. But he does bring more veteran leadership to the receiving corps, and not unlike Geroy Simon in 2013, he’s a target that defences will always have to account for when he’s on the field. Naaman Roosevelt also appears to be a solid signing, and Greg Hardin also had a strong camp, even though he did not see a lot of action in the preseason games.  NEVER MIND.  HARDIN IS GONE.
Overall, the Riders appeared to have recruited a few new good receivers – until they cut most of them. If injuries start to pile up, there may not be the depth necessary to continue to compete with the Stumps and the Schmoes. And thus why I don’t really much like BRENDAN TAMAN right now.
3. Running backs
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Go Anthony, go – AND HANG ON TO THE BALL!

The running back merry-go-round of 2014 will likely continue into 2015. The Riders still have Jerome Messam and Anthony Allen on the roster. Neither running back ran away with (I know – *groan*) the starting position last year, and based on the pre-season, the Riders may just continue to use them both. This is not necessarily a bad thing as each back brings different skills to the table. While Messam is more of a fullback type with a bulldozer mentality, Allen is more of a finesse back, using spins and shiftiness to evade opponents. Unlike the Cortez offense though, neither running back will be the featured offensive weapon. While a running game is necessary in the CFL, especially come playoff time, the emphasis will be more on the passing game, with the running game used as a change of pace instead of vice versa. Look for both backs to be used as blockers as well, as the emphasis on the passing game will require the quarterback to be especially protected. The better blocker may end up winning the starting position.

4. Offensive line

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From practice roster to starter – Dan Clark is the CFL football dream personified.

2014 was a disappointing season for the Riders’ offensive line. The Riders spent a lot of money the previous year locking up Canadian talent such as Brendan Labatte and Dominic Picard and both underperformed in 2014. The offensive line is undergoing some change this season with the departure of right tackle Ben Heenan to the NFL. The Riders also released Dominic Picard and now need a new centre. After the pre-season, it appears that Dan Clark has won that job. Brendan Labatte remains at guard, as does Chris Best. The two major question marks are at left and right tackle. The Riders have been playing an import at left tackle for a while, using Xavier Fulton in that spot. After a stellar 2013 season, Fulton struggled last year, but he wasn’t alone in that. Levy Adcock has been brought in to play right tackle. The real issue is whether the Riders can afford to play two imports on their offensive line. If the Riders are going to go this route, both of their import tackles need to be worth the ratio shuffle. Thus far, it doesn’t appear that either has made a strong case. Yet the Riders may have no choice, as their back up offensive linemen require more development. Or they’ve been CUT (do you see a pattern?).

DEFENCE

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“Trust me – I’LL get the quarterback.”

1. Defensive line

The Riders had a relatively productive defensive line in 2015. John Chick led the league in sacks with 15 and was helped by fellow defensive end Ricky Foley and interior lineman Terrarius George. Ricky Foley was traded to the Arblows in the off-season, leaving the Riders to find a new lineman to anchor the line from the rush end position. To that end (teehee), the Riders signed former Bumbler yet all-star (I know – it’s weird that a Bumbler was an all-star, but as they say, even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while) Alex Hall. Hall joined the Riders for their 2013 Grey Cup run, but was not all that noticeable. The Riders will look to him to have a better 2015.

The interior of the defensive line continues to be anchored by Terrarius George, who’s become a star tackle. Highly underrated, he continues to be a force in the middle. The question is who will line up beside him. Regardless, the Riders will likely continue to rotate defensive linemen in order to keep them fresh and ready to rush opposing teams. The best defensive line continues to be that of the Schmoes, painful as it is to admit, but the Riders will try and give them a run for their money this year.

2. Linebackers

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Sorry, Ricky – some things just have to be done.

Ever since I can remember, Roughrider fans have complained about the team’s lack of a solid middle linebacker. Last year was no exception. Knowing that they needed to upgrade at that position going into this season, particularly given how opposing offences seemingly ran over the Riders at will last year, the Riders traded for former Alouette and Rider enemy #1, Shea Emry. (He couldn’t be worse than Dwight Anderson, could he?) But despite my prejudice, Emry is not only a quality linebacker; he is also a Canadian and a ratio changer. The only issue with this strategy is that the Riders do not have an adequate Canadian back up middle linebacker ready to play if Emry is hurt. While the Riders appeared to have found another quality linebacker in Brian Peters, he decided to try his luck in the NFL and left the team. But Telvion Clark and Jeff Knox Jr. had very strong camps, helping to shore up the other linebacker positions. After a few years of struggling to recruit quality linebackers, the Riders appear to have stumbled upon a few players that appear to have the makings of full-time starters. If the Riders want to keep pace in the West Division, their line backing corps will need to step up to the likes of Jon Cornish, Andrew Harris and whomever the Bumblers and Schmoes decide to put in that position.

3. Secondary

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Defensive back or stormtroopers?

This group continues to be one of the Riders’ strengths. Led by Tyron Brackenridge at safety, Terrell Maze, Weldon Brown, Tristan Jackson and Macho Harris at defensive back, this group continues to excel. The biggest challenge the secondary faces going into the 2015 season is the new illegal contact rule. This will be a challenge for all defensive secondaries, but given Coach Chamblin’s desire for aggressive defensive back play, this will this will be a particular challenge for the Riders’ secondary.‎

SPECIAL TEAMS

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That moment you know when the game is lost…

Besides Grandpa Kerry Joseph’s 5 interceptions in the West Semi-Final, what else sunk the Riders that day? Ah yes – an STD or STI, also known as a Special Teams Disaster/Special Teams Implosion.

(Get your minds ‎out of the gutter, people. This is a family-friendly blog.  Besides – I did not come up with the name or acronym.)

‎Place kicker Chris Milo had a rough year, hitting more goal posts than Les Canadiens hit during their series against the Lightning (teehee). Aussie transplant/Rod Black’s favourite player, Josh Bartel, was awful. His punting almost made me wish the Riders still had Jamie Boreham. He couldn’t punt, either, but he did make some excellent hits!

This year, it looks like Milo has a bunch of new tattoos on his ‎left arm, so he’s clearly going to be better. The Riders punted (heh) Hobokicker (Hugh O’Neill, whose nickname I unfortunately cannot take credit for) and signed Ray Early, an import whose booming kicks remind me of the fun-loving Eddie Johnson and one-game wonder Louie Sakoda (2009 Grey Cup – see his punt in the dying minutes of the game). The Riders are going to win the field position battle more often than not with this guy.

Why Bob Dyce, the Riders’ Special Teams Coordinator, continues‎ to be employed by the Riders remains a mystery to me. I swear he’s blackmailing someone. But the good news is that his assistant, Cory McDiarmid, is back this season (although he’s still listed as a linebackers coach on the Bumblers’ website.  Silly Bumblers). McDiarmid helped the Riders’ special teams become one of the most solid units in 2013, and that solid play helped the Riders win the Grey Cup. The fact that the Riders re-hired him after last year’s atrocities shows that Bob Dyce needs help. The next step would be to promote McDiarmid to *actual Coordinator*, but I guess it’s one step at a time.

In conclusion, this year’s Riders are already better on paper than the team that took the field in 2014. I expect a solid offence that may take awhile to get going given the new offensive scheme, a very good defence that will go through a few ups and downs getting used ‎to the new illegal contact rules, and a special teams unit that doesn’t have to do much to improve on last year’s disaster.

Prediction: 3rd in the West

2015 CFL Preview – Part 3 of 4: West Division

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You know, we might as well call our game flag football, as there were FIFTY-FIVE (55) penalty flags in Saturday night’s pre-season tilt between the Riders and the Schmoes.

SO. MANY. FLAGS.

I am already tired of hearing the phrases “illegal contact” and “pass interference”‎ – and it’s still only the preseason!

The CFL’s officiating has always been suspect, and with these new rule changes, one of its glaring weaknesses is going to be highlighted week in, week out.

Bah.

Anyway, the results of this past weekend’s games were as follows:

Calgary beat BC 20-6. 

Montreal rolled over the RODBLACKS 26-9. 

The Schmoes won 31-24 over the Riders in what was, in case you missed the dozens of references to it, THE MOST NORTHERN CFL GAME EVER.

But if you’re reading this (and thank you to the one or two of you who actually are) you’re not reading this to see what the pre-season results were.  You’re reading this to see what the season has in store for our enemies in the West Division.  Read on to find out!

BC Lions

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                                                        LAME!

So last year I boldly predicted that the Cowardly Lions would finish 1st in the West Division.  I was so WRONG.  So very, VERY wrong.  My reasoning, though, was sound.  It was the Leos’ execution – and coaching – that failed them (and me).

There are a lot of questions for the orange and white going into this season.  The first question is whether or not new Head Coach Jeff Tedford can adapt to the CFL game. Will he be more of a Bart Andrus (failed Arblows coach of 2009) or a Marc Trestman (the Alouettes‎’ shaman)?

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One of these guys was successful; the other wasn’t.  Can you tell which is which?

Well, Tedford actually has more CFL experience than either Andrus or Trestman had. He played in the CFL for a few years and worked as an assistant with the Stumps for three seasons in the very early 1990s before heading to the US. But, that was a few decades ago. However, he does have guys like George Cortez, the offensive coordinator the Riders fired and the Lions hired, around to help.

‎The other big question is whether Leos’ QB Travis Lulay (also referred to by the BC media as Le Grand Orange‎ – huh?) can regain his former…form. He only played part of one game last year after rehabbing from shoulder surgery. And in said game, he re-tore the same shoulder. He forewent surgery and opted for a rehab program.  If Le Grand Orange/Lulaylemon can’t start – and it looks like he won’t at this point – then it’s up to John Beck (who?) to lead the Cowardly ‎Lions.

Aside from potential coaching and QB issues, though, the Lions ‎remain strong at receiver and linebacker.  A strong receiving core isn’t worth much, though, if those receivers don’t have anyone to throw the ball to them.  Also, there are a lot of holes on both offensive and defensive lines. As such, there are a lot more questions than answers as far as the Lions are concerned, and that doesn’t bode well as the regular season approaches.

Prediction: 5th in the West

Calgary Stampeders

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UGH.

I was forced to visit the Stumps’ Facebook page to find some pictures for this preview. The amount of references to ‘Grey Cup’, ‘champions’ and ‘repeat’ was sickening. 

But – and it seriously pains me to say this – there’s a good chance that those words will be said in November, as the Stumps remain strong at nearly every position.  However, there will be some changes along both their offensive and defensive lines with Saskatchewan product and standout centre Brett Jones signing with the NY Giants of the NFL and Brandon Boudreaux moving to the Stumps from Hamilton.  There are some changes at receiver, too, with the losses of Maurice Price (Ottawa) and Nik Lewis (Montreal) and the signing of Bo Levi Mitchell’s brother, Cory.

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While Bo Levi totally won the family name game, Cory clearly won in the looks department. 

But still – the Stumps will be good.

And that’s it. I don’t want to talk about the Stumps anymore. Instead, let’s look at this infographic about how much ‘stuff’ the Stumps go through in a year and try to figure out why they chew so much gum.

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I’d bet a lot of $$$$$ that all of the boxes of cereal are boxes of Cornish Flakes the Stumps bought to soothe Jon Cornhole’s ego when no one else wanted to buy any.

Prediction: 1st in the West (YUCK)

Edmonton Eskimos

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 Best fans?  Hmmm…

Last year, the Schmoes went from cellar dwellers to finishing second in the West Division.

It was not enjoyable.

Head Coach Chris Jones completely revamped the Esks’ defence, which went from being near the bottom of the league in almost every statistical category in 2013 to being the best defence in the CFL in 2014. That defence remains intact and will be formidable once again this season.

On offence, ‎Mike Reilly (who’s still in desperate need of a nickname) remains the Schmoes’ starter, backed up by Matty Ice, also known as Matt Nichols (whose nickname is both terrible and awesome). Receiver Fred Stamps is no longer with the team, but given his lack of production over the last few seasons, this likely won’t be too big of a loss. However, the Schmoes are in need of a running back after John White suffered a season-ending injury in training camp. Former Blue Bumbler Chad Simpson has joined the team and has thus far performed well in limited pre-season action.

Even though the Schmoes will likely have a solid season, they’ll still likely play second fiddle to Connor McDavid and the Oilers in Edmonton’s sports scene. At least I can take some solace in that.

Plus, their mascots have weird text message conversations (this is an actual post from the Schmoes’ Facebook page):

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Prediction: 2nd in the West

Winnipeg Blue Bombers

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The presale code is clearly a Freudian slip.

“If you just belieeeeeeeeeeeeve…”

It’s gonna take a LOT more than that for the Bumblers to climb out of the West Division basement.

But before that, let’s take a moment to watch Drew Willy dance with his wife at their wedding. *AWKWARD ALERT*

Drew is back and armed with a big shiny new contract that cements his status as the Bumblers’ QB of the future. But is he truly worth the hype‎ and the pay raise? I remain unconvinced. He will need to take a big step forward in terms of consistency this year to show that he was worth the money.

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Darian Durant had 8 TDs last year – and he only played half a season. Just sayin’…

Defensively‎, the Gary Etcheverry experiment is over and the Richie Hall Era begins. That is so weird to say. Anyway, the Bumblers ought to be less bumbling on the defensive side of the ball under Hall’s tutelage. BUT, they’re still the BUMBLERS.

Prediction: 4th in the West

‎That’s it for this week. The final pre-season games happen this weekend and then next week, it’s time for the regular season to begin!

Next time – a preview of my beloved Roughriders!

Welcome!

This blog is a blend of my passion for CFL football and my love of writing.

As former Commissioner of my family’s annual CFL Pool, and as current Commissioner of my office’s annual CFL Pool (each of which has very different rules), I began to write little snippets each week about what was going on around the league.  Over time my emails became more like missives and others were interested in reading.  As a result, I’ve migrated to the blogosphere, which allows better access for all those interested in CFL football – and more importantly, prevents me from clogging up people’s email boxes.

While I may be Miss CFL, I am a diehard Saskatchewan Roughriders fan.  However, I love the CFL just as much, as it’s uniquely Canadian.

Each week you’ll see commentary on the previous week’s games, previews of upcoming games, recaps of Rider games, links to happenings around the league, and LOTS of pictures.  If nothing else, there will ALWAYS be pictures.

Finally, I like to give nicknames to teams and players.  Some of them I have come up with my own, and some I owe to the great creativity of those at Riderfans.com.  Here’s a sampling:

  • Stumps = Calgary Stampeders
  • Schmoes = Edmonton Eskimos
  • Bumblers = Winnipeg Blue Bombers
  • Arblows = Toronto Argonauts
  • RODBLACKS = Ottawa REDBLACKS
  • Kitty Cats = Hamilton Tiger Cats
  • Henry Booris = Henry Burris, QB for the Otttawa REDBLACKS
  • Sad Sack = Zach Collaros, QB for the Hamilton Tiger Cats
  • Tatertot – Drew Tate, QB for the Calgary Stampeders
  • Bovine Mitchell – Bo Levi Mitchell, QB for the Calgary Stampeders
  • Broke Pierce Jr./Broke Pierce 2.0 – Mike Reilly, QB for the Edmonton Eskimos
  • And so forth (you get the idea)…

Thanks in advance for reading!